Couldn’t the pain scale Be applied to love “How’s your love today? From 0 to 10"

My love for you today is a 4 Moderate If I'm deeply involved in an Activity, I can ignore you for A period of time, but you're still Distracting.

(Excerpt from "Hospital Transcript")

A pain scale measures a patient's pain intensity or other features. Pain scales are based on self-report, observational (behavioral), or physiological data. This poster is a love scale inspired by the 11 levels of pain (from 0 to 10)